Hey what's up Quarter-Tank?
Nothing much Hoezer
So the other day I was wondering ... what is your last name?
C'mon Quarter-Tank out with it, can't be that bad ...
See if you can guess, it's one of these:
1 ... Smith
2 ... Jones
3 ... Bong-Water
Uhhh ...number 3?
Yes ... we Bong-Waters come from a long line of proud Canadians from Moose Jaw Saskatchewan
The Moose Javian Bong-Waters grow some of the finest hemp seed in North America ... want me to go on?
Lesson Learned: To understand yourself, look to your heritage
