Hoezer: Dude, I struggle with 'then' vs 'than'

Dude: Me too, I mean I get the fact that gravity is caused by the curvature of space

Hoezer: Yes I know, but grammar is made up

Dude: And physics mirrors the mind of God!

Hoezer: If grammar is less than physics, then struggling with it is senseless

Dude: Wooo Hoezer, your speech bubble shows proper use of 'then' vs 'than'

Dude's Equation: grammar < beer ≤ physics

Dude: Here's my famous equation that sums it up