Hoezer: Hey what's up Quarter-Tank?

Quarter-Tank: Nothing much Hoezer

Hoezer: So the other day I was wondering ... what is your last name?

Hoezer: C'mon Quarter-Tank out with it, can't be that bad ...

Quarter-Tank: See if you can guess, it's one of these:

Quarter-Tank: 1 ... Smith

Quarter-Tank: 2 ... Jones

Quarter-Tank: 3 ... Bong-Water

Hoezer: Uhhh ...number 3?

Quarter-Tank: Yes ... we Bong-Waters come from a long line of proud Canadians from Moose Jaw Saskatchewan

Quarter-Tank: The Moose Javian Bong-Waters grow some of the finest hemp seed in North America ... want me to go on?