You know Hoezer, I'm told some people don't find us funny
I know Quarter-Tank, I have a chart that explains this
You see, our funniness grows exponentially the more beers you have
And at 5 beers, you can see we are literally off the chart
Uh, you know I took dummy algebra in school
Just drink 5 beers and you will understand
Ahhh now I get it, after 5 beers it's clear. You should have been a math teacher Hoezer!
You see, a practical use for algebra
Lesson Learned: Try not to let missed opportunities of the past haunt you
