Quarter-Tank: You know Hoezer, I'm told some people don't find us funny

Hoezer: I know Quarter-Tank, I have a chart that explains this

Hoezer: You see, our funniness grows exponentially the more beers you have

Hoezer: And at 5 beers, you can see we are literally off the chart

Quarter-Tank: Uh, you know I took dummy algebra in school

Hoezer: Just drink 5 beers and you will understand

Quarter-Tank: Ahhh now I get it, after 5 beers it's clear. You should have been a math teacher Hoezer!

Hoezer: You see, a practical use for algebra