Lesson Learned: Follow your own drummer.
Buddy: Hey Guys, nothing better than getting toasted at the beach, eh?
Hoezer: Oldies Channel is having a Gilligan's Island marathon
Dude: I know
Buddy: Tough to compete with Gilligan
Buddy: Hey Buddies!
Buddy: ?
Buddy: Ginger or Mary Ann?
Hoezer and Dude: MARY ANN!
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