Hey Buddy, do you know the difference between a jerk and a douche
I'd say a douche more subtly but continuously treats people like crap
Whereas a jerk is more in your face about it
Hmmm, then where does a 'putz' fit in to all of this?
It depends if you are 'kind of' a putz or a 'real' putz
Wow Buddy, after you've had a few you can sure figure out the mysteries of life. Otherwise there's not much going on
I mean you'll go down in history as one of the great Canadian philosophers
What a douche
Lesson Learned: sometimes it's not so much what you say but how you say it
