Dude: Hey Hoezer, guess who said 'Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former'

Hoezer: Larry the cable guy?

Dude: No, it was Einstein

Hoezer: I thought Einstein had a theory of relatives

Dude: Yeah his human relatives must have been a real pain

Hoezer: True dat

Dude: Poor humans, here's to being 'Toast'

Hoezer: Toasting to being 'toast', cool!