Hey Hoezer, guess who said 'Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former'
Larry the cable guy?
No, it was Einstein
I thought Einstein had a theory of relatives
Yeah his human relatives must have been a real pain
True dat
Poor humans, here's to being 'Toast'
Toasting to being 'toast', cool!
Lesson Learned: Try to focus on the good stuff more than the bad
