Hey Buddy, I won this balloon for third place at the street fair raffle
I got second place Dude, this ice cold beer
I hear Hoezer got first place
I wonder what he got. It would be tough to top our prizes
Lets pound a few until Hoezer gets here
Way ahead of ya Dude
Wow Hoezer, you are so freaking lucky
I love Canada
Lesson Learned: Take joy in the little things in life