Dude: Hey Buddy, I won this balloon for third place at the street fair raffle

Buddy: I got second place Dude, this ice cold beer

Dude: I hear Hoezer got first place

Buddy: I wonder what he got. It would be tough to top our prizes

Dude: Lets pound a few until Hoezer gets here

Buddy: Way ahead of ya Dude

Dude and Buddy: Wow Hoezer, you are so freaking lucky

Hoezer: I love Canada