Lesson Learned: Be true to all aspects of yourself
Dude: Hey Hoezer, did you know ...
Hoezer: Dude, you are a piece of toast, you can't possibly know what that means.
Dude: What's your favorite thing to do Hoezer?
Hoezer: Drink beer and watch Green Acres.
Dude: Eb rocks
Hoezer: I know
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